Eddy: Hello everyone out there! Its me, Eddy, and we finally
have a page of this website dedicated to us!
Edd: Eddy, this whole thing is dedicated to us.
Ed: And I'm Ed!
Eddy: Numbskull.
Edd: Anyway, just fill out one of those form things below and we'll see if we can answer-
Eddy: That is if Ed doesn't eat all our letters up before we can read 'em!
Ed: Ah, but Eddy, they taste just
like report cards with a hint of cranberry relish.
Edd: Ok...Just fill out one of the forms and we'll see what we
can do. Please only one from a person a month. And please make them no higher then PG-13. We can't be answering questions
24/7, sorry. I think Eddy would lose it.
Eddy: Without scams what's the fun in life?
Edd: Right....